Back of a Head

I used to think you could tell a lot about a person by the back of their head.
Whether or not they're fat, or hot, or tall, or skinny, or ugly, or in a wheelchair.
But then there was today.
And today, everything changed.

I was sitting on the train enjoying my evening commute when I saw a back of a head a few rows up that was beautiful.
This girl had a really sexy back of a head.
Shiny brown hair, and a little knot tied.
The back of a head of a skinny girl.
I was blinded by its sheer beauty.
And then she stood up.
And she was fat.
And my heart sank; I was shocked.
How could someone like that have such a pretty back of a head?

And then I realized...conditioner.