Monday, May 7, 2007

Smash Brothers

My brother and I are addicted to a video game.
We play the game to decide everything.
Who makes breakfast.
Who's driving to school.
Who's mopping the floor.
Who's cleaning the table.
Who's scrubbing the toilet.
Who's buying dinner.

Sometimes I lose...big, in fact, often I lose big.

There was a point in time when I owed three dinners, 5 dishes, cookies, ice cream, 4 days of laundry, mopping the floor, vacuuming, and more.

Recently though I've been winning a lot, and it's affect on my brother has been nothing short of demoralizing.
When he loses he cries, throws objects and gets violent.

When I lose, I do the same

...in fact, I also kick shins.

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