The Earthquake

I'm in the library typing a paper, and every few minutes I feel the earth tremble.
I worry that I might be in the midst of an earthquake, so I take a look at my surroundings.
Everyone seems to be sitting at their computers except for the fat guy walking. Yup, he's a giant, and he's making the building shake.

This is awful...

Normally I wouldn't feel bad, but in this situation I do. Because as distracting as he is, at least he's getting his work-out for the day.