taking out the trash

It's been a few years, but I have a blog, so I figured, why let it go to waste? I'm going to Guatemala on Thursday and thought tha...

I looked all over the house for chap stick, any kind of chap stick. The kind in the tube, the kind in the tub that you have to dig your fing...

Lately I seem to be helping a lot of old men go to the bathroom. It's unintentional, but apparently I seem to give off the "I under...

My train was stuck, but thank god there was a passenger on-board who could tell everyone it would take three hours before we got moving. Th...

I was walking down the street when I passed a cop car with two female officers sitting inside...and I thought "that's cute." T...

I used to think you could tell a lot about a person by the back of their head. Whether or not they're fat, or hot, or tall, or skinny, o...

I want to know when the word "slave" was changed to "intern" in the English language. I just find the whole situation a ...