There are ants in my apartment.
Big ones and little ones.
The little ones like hanging out in the bathroom, and the big ones enjoy spending time in the kitchen.
I don't discriminate, I kill both.
The other day I opened my cabinet and found an ant crawling around. I took out a tissue and crushed it. Afterwards I moved around a few items to make sure there weren't more lurking around. But there were. Around 30 ants were hanging out-chilling, and once they realized I was there they scurried off and hid among various boxes and cans.
I was disgusted, but still went about the arduous task of murder.
Ant after ant was smushed with my tissue of death. It took about twenty minutes to accomplish.
I wanted to feel relief from my hard work, but the ants kept coming back.
...I think that I might need to take out the garbage, or maybe do the dishes.
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